In a startling development this evening, a Camas family was alarmed to find promotional signage adorning their front yard in what appears to be an act of minor mischief. A local AP photographer snapped an image of who he believes to be the Camas Perp, and an accomplice, defacing the immaculately landscaped yard. This is the first act authorities are pegging to the Camas Perp since November of last year, when the Perp was seen defacing a strikingly similar-styled home to the one targeted this evening. Authorities believe the Perp's crime syndicate is growing and much more developed than a year ago, citing the increased manpower used for this act and the speed with which they operated, narrowly avoiding authorities hot on their tail.In an ironic twist to the crime, the home attacked this evening is that of a local business man who has recently been featured in the news for his work at eradicating the promotional business signs that litter the streets of Camas - the same signs that now litter his yard! The authorities were very impressed with the resourcefulness of the Perp as the signs are difficult to find these days, and he must have had to travel long distances to find such gems.
Identification of the two suspects is under investigation, however, police do not believe a positive id can be made anytime soon...
